Oh, if only. I am so lonely and unloved and I have never been touched in my liiiiiiiiiiife

[ sinks heavily against her so she's forced to support more of her weight as they walk, wailing like a victorian maiden with a case of the vapors ]

WOE is me!

[ ... but, yes, she's happy to be lead around and drag and be dragged to various rides and things; she's excited for basically everything, honestly, if we wanted to speed this up. ]