I'm saying that if you're so woefully lonely and unloved, there's only one scientifically proven way to deal with it.

[and probably half a ride, maybe less, but hey. nem hadn't expected anything but a witty comeback, but that doesn't stop her from gliding her hand up further to cup between her legs as if that were a normal thing to do in the middle of an amusement park ride]

...But of course, you can believe what you want.