[The dog hesitates only for a moment before sniffing back, countering the kitty smacks with a few curious licks to these strange creatures]

As a feathery dog you can still be part of her pack, so it’s basically the same as you as human. She’ll teach you which guys to bite if they try anything funny.

...But I guess I can be doggo au pair, if you’re already worried about being irresponsible.