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[unbr8kable]

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Nemesis.

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Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

Fine, Man☆Eater and D☆★dleman...or something like that. The short green hair guy and the dumb tattoo guy.

[her star pronunciation is a bit wobbly but not absolutely terrible]

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[H...how are you saying the star.]

Well. Maybe they like dogs too. I leave it to you t'endear them.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

[tongue position is important]

...I guess I can set you up with a date...maybe. I dunno if you're their type, though, you might have to clean up some to impress.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

She's a puppy, how much cleaning up does she need...

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

I meant you. She is perfect.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[HOW DID WE START TALKING ABOUT MARRYING ME OFF]

I've got way too many suitors already, thanks!!

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

[When were we NOT talking about marrying you off]

One, gross. Two, whose fault is that? Ain't my fault you got plusses to hoeing. You may as well use that power for good.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[His voice has become a tinny, deathly wheeze]

"Plusses to hoeing."

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

[Pats his shoulder]

We all have our talents. For some of us that's way too hard but looks like you can stick it through.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[No, sorry, he's going to have an existential crisis right now. Leans against the counter and just shoves his face in his hands.]

Oh my god I've become a slut. I'm turning into my mom.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

Hey, hey, this isn't a time for slut shaming. It's time for slut pride. C'mon, the honey pot is an important and valued role to any operation, and not just anybody can pull it off.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

And here I thought you loved me for my mind.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

But your 'suitors' are probably more into your ass.

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Not my punk Style and sick wrestling moves?

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

Maybe both? It's not an either-or, is it?

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Well I'm not marrying anyone who can't appreciate my depth.

...Also Shrike needs to approve.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

I'm sure there is depth they are appreciating...

[waggles her eyebrows, because he did walk into that one. nevertheless, she cocks her head, honestly curious]

So...how's it work? Shrike gets veto power 'cause she was first? Or...?

1/2

[gigadevilbreaker]

oh my god

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Uhm... I dunno. Shrike is family. She was that before anything else. And she deserves someone who'll put her feelings first.

I just don't feel right being with anyone unless she's okay with it too.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

[nods, slow]

That's...good you aren't trying to do her dirty or nothing. So... I guess in general she's okay with it...?

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Yeah. I tell her everything. I mean, she has Sekhmet too, so it's not like we've ever been totally exclusive.

Despite our sappiness, yeah, I'm aware.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

[shrugs]

...You mind?

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

No. Never.

Re: After mistletoe?

[unbr8kable]

You talk it out first?

Re: After mistletoe?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Sekhmet came to me first. We checked with each other what was okay for Games. Anything else comes up, I tell her right away.

...I'm not gonna pretend that there's zero weird feelings. But we have an understanding.