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[unbr8kable]

A-anyways-- Should prolly get out, you're gonna get all pruney.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh - right, I forgot I was supposed to -

[Please hold while he steals the cloth back so he can clean himself up, too,]

[unbr8kable]

[Snickers]

Nice to know I was that distracting.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Yeah, well, you are for sure.

[Flushing as he finishes up,]

[unbr8kable]

I can't tell if that's meant to be an insult or not.

[Jiggles her legs under him, intentionally trying to be distracting now]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Poking at her with his toe]

Okay, now you're doing it on purpose.

[unbr8kable]

Doing what on purpose?

[Squirts water through her hands at him, as you do]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Ducks, and squawks - rights himself]

This!

[Squirting water back, also as you do,]

[unbr8kable]

This?

[Squirts more back at him, just to confirm what they're talking about of course,]

[crossmyheartandhope]

No, no, more like this.

[Counter-squirt, just to make sure she catches the difference,]

[unbr8kable]

Aughhh, you got me...

[She falls back, shot, and sinks under the surface]

[...Then rises from the water like Swamp Thing, leaving a tsunami of bubbly water in her wake]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Kaiju attack, kaiju attack!

[unbr8kable]

[Holds out her hands like some sort of menacing beast, lurching forward to destroy!!!]

RaAAaerrrarRRRrrarhh!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Mayday, mayday!

Commence countermeasures like ASAP!

[Countermeasures, it seems, are a very large wave of a splash]

[This poor bathroom floor,]

[unbr8kable]

[This is why IT hates us]

Rraaagh!!

[The monster rears back at this attack before shaking it off, and slapping the aerial assault (was there one of those? well anyway) out of the sky...which creates a new large splash of its own]

[crossmyheartandhope]

We're gonna have to bomb it! Get in formation! Go, go, go!

[Sorry IT,]

[The bombs seem to be handfuls of lobbed bubbles,]

[unbr8kable]

Raughh awarragh!!

[The monster reels at the bubble bombing before staggering back and splashing under the waves, the water level of the tub noticeably lower by now... Well, Alcheme can probably take any leaks.

Either way, eventually the ripples subside so that only some of the bubbles slosh out of the tub. Victory???]

[crossmyheartandhope]

And the city rejoices! One kaiju, sent right back where it came from!

[Cups his hands over his mouth to make fake crowd cheering noises]

[unbr8kable]

[Of course! Heroes always win in the end.





...Or do they?

Who knows what horrors still lurk in the deep?

Perhaps he will find out, as something grabs at his hips and makes to pull him under]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Perhaps he will find out, because he yelps and gets yanked under with a truly impressive splash]

[Poor Alcheme, what did they ever d to deserve this]

[unbr8kable]

[what haven't they done]

[At any rate he isn't held under at least, since this kaiju's gills are severely undeveloped. But after surfacing, she goes for a triumphant if breathless laugh]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Sputtering up to the surface; his hair and face are now glittery pink from the bath bomb, but honestly, so is all the rest of both of them, so,]

Aww, man. Almost had you with those bombs.

[unbr8kable]

Practice makes perfect...

[Swipes gently at his cheek]

Though right now, you look like a firework.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, look who's talking.

[Swipes at hers, just as gentle]

[unbr8kable]

You don't think it suits?

[Flutters her eyelashes up at him]