unbr8kable | continuations

Wow, like, no one in the Horde had a moustache. And I don't want to talk to "hero team", or I'd be over there talking to them already.

[Tries not to take that as a compliment since surely it is not meant as a compliment but even so anyway moving on, let's insult dumb people who aren't here]

Yeah, goth twink boss prolly couldn't grow one. But That Witch could manage something long and twisty, I bet.

"Goth twink" and "that witch"–– Shadow Weaver?

[Shrugs, light, despite a dark knot of Things Not To Think About at the subject]

Sure, whatever. Some people don't deserve to be named, no matter how great a scumbag 'stache they could grow.

[There's a little discomfort on this end and she's happy enough to shift off the subject.]

Okay, what's with the moustache obsession?

[Yes good let's move on]

I don't know what you're talking about. My upper lip's as smooth as a baby's ass.

. . .

Are you comparing your face to a butt?

. . .

Anyways, I think a sword maze'd be a sweet idea, and anybody'd be itching to try it out.

[nope sorry brb laughing]

[Okay, fair, she'd walked right into that one. Which doesn't stop the wave of embarrassment since ugh that was real dumb, but she gives her a bit before shoving into her]

Sure, sure, yuk it up...

[Amusement, but it's amiable and teasing.]

Ooooh, tell me about your hair next, I bet that'll be good.

[Attempts to rally, drawing a ridiculously haughty demeanor around her like a cloak]

I mean, can’t you see how luxurious it is? It’s spun from the finest silks, woven from raven feathers or whatever. Don’t hate because you’re jealous.

What's a "raven"?

[Curious, and not at all jealous even though her own hair would basically have her fit right in with an 80's hair band.]

[If only they were on wild city, she could get the outfit too. (For her part, Nemesis would agree, Kohime’s hair looks very soft, anyways—)]

Ravens are birds... They’re kinda like really big crows. And crows are big black birds that have this harsh cry and are scary smart. Like, if you piss ‘em off they’ll tell their friends and then it’s like bird attacks for days. Anyways, they’re real dark, so old-fashioned froofy stories’ll use that instead of “black” when talking about colors, since nothing could ever be simple, I guess.

So. . . to talk about "black", they talk about some birds instead?

. . .

Why can't they just say "black"?

Dunno... Maybe normal words weren’t invented yet?

Huh.

[Crosses her arms and quirks a little smile, amused.]

So I should say you've got raven locks~?

[Grins, pleased she’ll play in the space, and flips her hair like a shampoo commercial]

I mean, you don’t already? I guess “ebon tresses” is also acceptable—that one’s named after a rock.

[Looks Kohime over, playful]

...I guess you can have a majestic chestnut mane. In the right light, anyways.

[Laughing.]

Pff, a––a majestic what?

Chestnut's brown, right? I mean, I know they are, I've eaten chestnuts; when it's Fall you'll have to try them, but-- What else is there, mahogany? Walnut? I need a box of crayons...

Hey, hey, what's that one –– mohowagany?

[Latching on to that one because it sounds ~fancy~]

[Amused, of course]

Wood. They're all trees. ...Guess you'd get an alliteration bonus, too, score. You're ready to have poems and songs written in your honor.

Then I'm that one. The Maho-whatever.

[Like. . . really pleased??? People only give her weird names if they like her so clearly she is included :|a]

[Snickers, genuinely amused, though]

That's you, Mahou Neko Kohime-chan, the mahogany mane. Sparkles not included.

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