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[unbr8kable]

I dunno that I wanna have a visit with the king while he's pooping.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Maybe he don't poop there. Maybe his throne just looks like a toilet cause it's a power move.

[unbr8kable]

Huh...that's an idea. Like, what even beats that?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dunno if you can.

[unbr8kable]

The pinnacle... To think, it's so close.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You could do it. No one's stopping you.

[unbr8kable]

That might be a little much, even for me.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Could do a real throne, then.

[unbr8kable]

For what subjects? I feel like if you ain't showing off, you make as well have a comfy chair.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Put some cushions on it, you're all set.

Dude, that could totally be your next upgrade. You could get a throne room!

[unbr8kable]

What would I even do with a throne room?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Take your rightful place on high so your adoring subjects can adore you?

[unbr8kable]

The dogs don't care what chair I use so long's I got cheese on hand.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean, I don't care what chair you got neither, but just think how badass you'll feel.

[unbr8kable]

[Her cheeks tint a little,]

Pretty sure it'd just feel ridiculous.

...There ain't much badass about sitting in a chair anyways. There's a reason nobody makes action flicks about desk jockeys.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Maybe that's just cause no one's thought that far ahead yet.

We could like. Revolutionize the genre or whatever.

[unbr8kable]

That mean adding less or more compensated dating?

[crossmyheartandhope]

To an action flick?

[unbr8kable]

To the desk genre.

[crossmyheartandhope]

There's a desk genre?

[unbr8kable]

Ain't that what you been talking about for the past five minutes?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Ain't we been talking about the desk action genre?

Desk genre's gotta be just, like... all paperwork all the time.

[unbr8kable]

"Desk action" sounds like something that'd have a whole lot of compensated dating...and all the paperwork having to be redone later.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...oh my god.

[Poking at her]

I didn't mean like a porn genre.

[unbr8kable]

[Drags her fingers over the damp spot on his uniform]

And for some reason I thought you might have that kinda thing on the brain. Silly me.