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[crossmyheartandhope]

Just calling it like it is, dude.

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, well. Just 'cause you didn't make a mess in your pants don't mean you don't got a mess on your pants, so you might wanna do something 'bout that.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Wait - did I really, like -

[Checking,]

[unbr8kable]

[It definitely went somewhere,]

What do you usually do with it? A bucket? A sock?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Like... like tissues or something.

[Going to try and wipe it off with a handful of grass,]

[unbr8kable]

[Sits back to watch]

Like the fancy ones? I guess something silky would keep from chafing...

You're gonna get a grass stain, by the way.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Naw, just the regular ones. It don't take long to clean up, usually, so.

[He leaves off wiping when she mentions the grass stain]

...aw, man. You're right.

[unbr8kable]

Ah... You don't go for distance or nothing?

You got a wet wipe in your belt?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Flushing a little,]

Dunno if I got em in this one or if it's the other one.

[Digging through to check]

[unbr8kable]

You got more than one?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sure, I got a couple.

[Poking through a couple pouches until behold: wet wipes]

Score!

[unbr8kable]

Do they look the same?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Naw, they're different.

[Cleaning up,]

[unbr8kable]

[Rolls to her stomach, crossing her feet at the ankle]

What's the difference? How have I not been paying attention to this one nod to fashion?

[crossmyheartandhope]

They're different shapes and whatever. Different size pouches.

...different snacks inside.

[Victory: it is now just damp instead of very obvious,]

[unbr8kable]

Like--triangle pouches with Doritos?

[crossmyheartandhope]

No, but now I regret every choice I ever made.

[unbr8kable]

Could pick a new one up next time you're at the store.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, it's so happening. Special Dorito pouch, here I come.

[unbr8kable]

D.va'll be totally jealous. She ain't got one of those yet, right?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Not as far as I know.

Ain't seen one yet, anyways.

[unbr8kable]

Time for you to take the lead, then. Become the chipmaster.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That any official title?

[unbr8kable]

It's just waiting for someone to claim it.

[crossmyheartandhope]

S'mine now.